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约塞米蒂
美洲狮 Mountain lions, one
北美最凶猛的肉食动物之一 of North America's most powerful predators,
在经历数十年的捕猎后濒临灭绝 are making their presence known again after decades of hunting
如今它们再次进入了公众的视野 brought them to near extinction.
近期发生多起与人类的冲突事件后 A number of recent clashes with humans
人们对这种大型猫科动物的回归产生担忧 is causing concern about the return of the large cats.
记者佩内洛普·克拉克 Reporter Penelope Clark went out with the team
与斯坦福大学的野生动物学家团队一起 of wildlife biologist from Stanford University
追踪加州北部的美洲狮 tracking mountain lions in northern California.
当斯坦福大学的野生动物学家 When Brendan Dugan, a field biologist
布伦丹·杜甘在追踪美洲狮时 with Stanford University, tracks mountain lions,
他第一步就放出了两只特别受训的 his first step is to unleash two specially trained
布鲁克浣熊猎犬 bluetick coonhounds.
克里斯
这附近潜伏的美洲狮很难被发现 Cougars prowl almost invisibly around here
但如果追踪环境好的话 but if tracking conditions are good--
比如下过一场小雪什么的 like after a light snowfall or something--
并且猎犬嗅到了新鲜气味 通常就能找到一只 and a dog picks up a fresh scent, can usually find one.
几个小时后 狗子发现了一只美洲狮 After a few hours, the dogs discover a cat
并追了过去 and give chase.
找到了 There we go.
它们被猎犬赶到树上了 瞧 They got them caught up in a tree up there, see
他就在上面 但他们实际上 He's way up there, but they're actually
能蹦20英尺高 - 嘿 把你的安全带系上 able to jump about 20 feet. -Hey, put your seat belt on.
我知道 I know.
我只是拿下这个 I was just picking this up.
在晚上 杜甘为了救这只狮子 Dugan removes a rifle from his pack and loads
从包里拿出步枪并上了膛 - 那是我的圣经 it in the dark to save the lion. - It's my bible.
他瞄准了 He aims.
5 4 3 2 1 Five, four, three, two, one.
麻醉标射中了 The dart hits the animal--
这是什么徽章？ What's the medallion?
那是… 我的生日礼物 That's um-- for my birthday.
我的戒酒纪念生日礼物 For my sobriety birthday.
那是啥意思？ Well-- what's that mean?
就是我有多久没喝过酒了 Meaning, how many years I haven't had a drink.
他们说 They say--
当你开始戒酒以后 and after you get sober--
你戒酒的年数就是你成熟的水平 the number of years you have sober is your maturity level.
所以我现在才六岁 So I'm six years old.
你比我还要大 You're older than I am.
抱歉 Sorry.
没关系 It's all right.
我包里有牙膏 There's toothpaste in my bag.
你那样会把牙龈刷坏的 You're going to ruin your gums brushing like that.
为什么？ Why?
来 我教你 Here, let me get it.
好 All right.
你得向下刷 就从牙龈开始往下刷 You want to go down, start at the gums, and go down,
看到了？ see？
然后从底部往上刷 And then at the bottom, you go up.
从牙龈线开始 向下刷 Start at the gum line, go down-- down strokes.
对 Yup.
离牙龈远点 Away from the gums.
嘿 把你煎饼吃了 Hey, eat your pancakes.
你才有力气爬山 It'll give you energy for the hike.
亚历克斯也只吃了一半面包 Alex only ate half his french toast.
那是他个小 Well, he's smaller.
我们可以顺着瀑布下去吗？ Can we go down the waterfall?
不行 傻瓜 No, stupid.
我们会噶的 We'd die.
你不能顺着瀑布下去 Look, you can't go down the waterfall.
那里又大又急 而且 It's very big, very powerful, and there's
水下有很多石头 rocks at the bottom.
每隔一段时间就有人 And every once in a while somebody
被困在上游的湍流中 gets trapped in the current at the top
然后就被冲下瀑布 and they do go over the side.
那他们会死吗？ And they die?
会 Yup.
我不想死 I don't want to die.
每个人都会死 Everyone dies.
我不会死 I'm not going to.
你会死翘翘的 You're going to freaking die.
你可以从瀑布上掉下去死掉 You can go down the waterfall and die.
都吃完了吗？ All done here, guys?
嗯 Yeah.
听着 你俩还会活很长时间 Listen, neither of you is going to die for a very long time.
当那一天到来 你也不必非得去约塞米蒂公园 And when do, you don't have to go to Yosemite, OK?
你死后可以去任何想去的地方 When you die, you can go wherever you want.
能去荣德宝吗？ Roundtable?
你想去吃荣德宝比萨？ You want to go to Roundtable Pizza?
伙计们跟上 Come on, guys.
克里斯 小心点 Chris, be careful.
等等我 Wait for me.
克里斯 等我一下 Chris, wait up.
等等我 Wait up.
别碰我 Get off me.
嘿！ Hey!
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
他先推我的 He pushed me first.
我没有 Did not.
嘿 Hey.
跟你说了照顾好他 I told you to look after him.
- 他先动的手 - 你没事吧？ He did it first. - Are you OK?
你还好吗？ You OK?
走吧 Come on.
克里斯 走了 Come on, Chris.
喝水么？ Water?
嗯 Sure.
我去周围探探 I'm going to go explore.
已经走了很久了 It's been a long.
好了 There you go.
你得注意安全 You gotta be careful.
帮我找根小木棍 All right, find me a small stick.
你能找到吗？ Can you find one?
那儿 那儿 There, there, there.
亲爱的上帝 我知道自己有罪 Dear God, I know I have sinned.
有时候我真希望自己的弟弟从未存在过 Sometimes I just wish my brother didn't exist.
我希望能在我死之前做一些好事 I-- I hope that I do something good before I die.
阿门 Amen.
试试那根 OK, try that one.
帮我搭个小木屋 Help me build my little house.
爸 我们不是从那条路来的 Dad, that's not the way we came.
好吧 那我们走这边 All right, let's-- we'll go this way.
走快点 be faster.
这条路不对 It's not the right way.
你们在这等着 You guys wait here.
和你弟待一起 Go with your brother.
我们走 Let's go.
走 Come on.
快走 Come on.
没事的 It's OK.
没事 It's OK.
好了 All right.
我们是脏孩子 所以大家都要去洗个澡 好吗？ We are dirty boys, so we're all going to take showers, OK?
谁第一个洗 Who wants to be first?
我们能给妈妈打个电话吗？ Can we call Mom?
这时候打太晚了 It's too late to call Mom, OK?
你打算给警察打电话吗？ Are you going to call the police?
等吃完饭我们给护林员打电话 We can call the rangers after we eat.
好吧 OK.
我现在就打 I'll call now.
嗨 请帮我转接护林站好吗？ Hi, may I have the ranger station please?
谢谢 Thanks.
嗨 Hi.
我是阿瓦尼的一位游客 I'm a guest over at the uh-- Ahwahnee.
今天早些时候我和儿子们 Um, I was walking with my boys um,
走在镜湖边的时候 near Mirror Lake earlier today
发现有一堆东西在燃烧 and we came across a burning pile.
那是一具骨架 There was a skeleton.
只有肋骨和脚 Just ribcage and feet.
我们在707旅馆 We're in 707.
彼得森 Peterson.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
晚安 Have a good night.
他们说是一头熊 It sounds like it was a bear.
那是人骨 It was human.
护林员说那头熊 The rangers said it was a bear that
因为人类的喂养变得太亲人了 was getting too friendly because people were feeding it
所以他们只得朝它开枪 so they had to shoot it.
如果它变得亲人了 那为什么还要杀它 If it was getting friendly, then why did they shoot it?
因为熊和人在表达友好的方式上 Because bears and people have different ways
有所不同 of being friendly.
好了 Now come on.
谁第一个洗 你？ Who's going to take the first shower-- you?
期待您的来电 Waiting for you to call.
我是猎人 你是猎物 I am a hunter, you are the prey.
让我的躯体包裹着你并对你说 Let me wrap my body around you and tell
我已饥渴难耐 I'm hungry and thirsty.
上我 Fuck me.
上 Fuck
所以你们知道宝宝是怎么来的吗？ So you guys know how babies are made?
知道吧 I think so.
是吗？ Yeah?
怎么来的？ How?
男人和女人一起到浴室里脱光光 The man and the woman get naked in the bath together.
谁告诉你的？ Who told you that?
我朋友尼科尔 My friend Nicole.
尼科尔说错了 Well, Nicole's wrong.
的确要脱光 但不必在浴室里 You do get naked, but you don't have to get into the bath.
通常是在床上做 Usually you do it in the bed.
为什么？ Why?
床上更舒服 It's more comfortable there.
为什么他们要脱光光？ Why are they naked?
他们脱光是因为男人需要 They're naked because the man needs
把他的阴茎插进女人的阴道里 to put his penis in the woman's vagina.
什么？ What?
好恶心 That's gross.
是啊 I know.
如果你们彼此相爱就不觉得恶心 Well it's not gross if you love each other.
就像你和老妈？ You and Mom?
嗯 你们就是这么来的 Yeah, that's how we made you guys.
你现在还会做吗？ Do you still do it?
没有 No.
但我们仍然以自己的方式爱着彼此 But we still love each other in our own way.
老妈不是这么说的 That's not what Mom says.
从牙龈线开始往下刷 Now do it from the gum and go down.
对 就这样 Yeah, just like that.
没错 There you go.
往下 刷到底部 再从下面开始 Down, down, near the bottom-- do the bottom one.
对 Yup.
好了 All right.
刷好了？ You done?
吐掉 Spit.
洗干净 Wash that out.
很好 There you go.
好了 走吧 OK, come on.
你洗吧 There you go.
亚历克斯 好了 Alex, come on.
别闹 Stop.
乔
杰丝敏 谢谢 Thank you, Jasmine.
你好 Hello.
嗨 琳赛 Hey, Lindsay.
你好吗？ How you doing?
很好 谢谢 Good, thanks.
哈喽 Hello.
你好吗？ How's it going?
把你口袋翻出来 小朋友 Empty your pockets, son.
为什么？ Why?
怎么 你有什么见不得人的东西吗？ Why, you got something to hide?
没有 No.
那就把你口袋翻出来 Then empty your pockets.
给我 Give me.
快 Come on.
另一边 Other one.
嘿！ Hey!
好啊 Well.
这是我的 It's mine.
只有付了钱才是你的 This is not yours until you pay for it.
我发誓是我的 I swear it's true.
我妈妈前几天买给我的 My mom bought it for me the other day.
跟我过来 Come with me.
- 我发誓 那天是个中国人在上班 - 只是… I swear, the Chinese man was working. --Just
中国人 是的 Just-- Chinese, yeah.
站在那 不准动 Stand over there and don't move.
你家电话多少？ What's your phone number?
干嘛？ Why?
我要把你干的好事告诉你妈 I'm going to call your mom and tell her what you did.
快说 Come on.
我要打给你妈 I'm calling your mom.
号码多少？ What's the number?
伙计 算了吧 It's all right, man.
我来付 I'll pay for it.
你俩认识？ You two know each other?
没有 这就是块口香糖而已 是吧？ No, it's just a piece of gum, you know?
你就这样教育他 And you're going to teach him that it's
只要付钱就可以免受牢狱之灾 是吧？ OK to pay to get out of jail, huh?
60美分 60 cents.
谢谢 Thank you.
但我告诉你 别让我 But let me tell you, I never want
再在店里看到你 to see you in my store again.
明白了吗？ You understand?
那人真讨人嫌 That guy sucked.
他可真刻薄 He was really mean.
你不用非得去他的破店 懂吗？ You don't need his stupid store, you know?
我家里有很多漫画 I have-- I have plenty of comics at home.
你住哪？ Where do you live?
在中学附近 Near the high school.
我妈不让我走这条街 I'm not walk allowed to walk past down this street.
你来了以后 我再开车送你回家 Well you-- come over and I'll drive you home after.
来吧 Come on.
如果你要看 漫画书都在架子上 My comics are on the shelf if you want to check them out.
你想读出来吗？ You want to read out loud?
不想 No.
让我瞧瞧 Let me see.
晚上好 波拉德夫妇 "Good evening Mr. And Mrs. Pollard.
这场表演你们喜欢吗？ Did you enjoy the show?"
有那个破坏我们美好城市的威胁存在 "Who could enjoy anything these days
谁还能好好享受这些日子 with that menace ruining our great city?"
波拉德先生 是什么威胁？ "What menace, Mrs. Pollard?"
你没有看报纸吗？ "Haven't you read the paper?
就这 你看 Here-- have a look.
就是那个卑鄙狡猾的红夜侠 That wretched, slithering Night Crimson, that's who."
可是他们能拿什么与红夜侠对抗呢？ "But what can they have against Night Crimson, sir?
他是个英雄 He's a hero."
你想试试这句话吗？ You want to try that one?
好奇他是否会允许我们的年轻人效仿他那 "Wonder if he will allow our youngsters to mimic his
恶毒的作风 venomous ways."
你必须想办法阻止那个危险的生物 "You must find a way to prevent that dangerous creature from
肆意妄为 请别让这 taking the law into his own hands." "Please don't let it--"
别让这破坏了 "Don't let it ruin--"
你们所余下的美好夜晚 波拉德先生和太太 "Ruin the rest of your evening, Mr. and Mrs. Pollard."
非常好 Very good.
因此一位孤独的门卫坐在这儿等着 "And so, a lonely doorman sits and waits
社会的命运掌握在他的手中 with the fate of society in his hands.
红夜侠接下来会做什么？ What will Night Crimson do next?"
我们来算四分之三加二分之一 We have 3/4 plus 1/2.
他们分母不同 4和2 They have different demoninators-- 4 and 2.
所以你们该怎么做 So what are you going to do?
首先 根据它们的公倍数 First thing, find the common denominator
找到共同的分母 by finding the common multiple.
从2开始加 2 4 6 8 10 12 So you take 2 and you add, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12--
这是2的倍数 and multiples of 2.
然后4的倍数有 And multiples of 4.
4 8 12 16 4, 8, 12, 16.
然后我们发现最小公倍数是4 And then we notice that the smallest on is 4.
所以你把两个相同的4圈起来 So you circle the 4 and circle the 4 again.
接着我们要将分母转化为4 So we're going to try to get our denominators to 4.
当我们看到四分之三时 就进行第二步 When we look at 3/4 and we're moving to step two,
现在你有了共同的分母 you have common denominators.
当你看到四分之三的分母已经有了四 If you look at 3/4, that already has 4 different denominators.
嗷！ Ow!
我们不去改动它 We don't want to change that.
如果我们对分母乘以一 So if we multiply by one on the bottom
分子也要乘上相应的数 and we do the same thing at the top--
因为无论我们对分母做何变化 because whatever we do at the bottom
分子也要跟着变以保持分数不变 we have to do the top because the fraction stays the same--
我们回到四分之三加二分之一 we'll end up with 3/4 plus 1/2.
现在我们如何将分母的二变为四 Now how are we going to get the 2 to be a 4 on the bottom?
嗷！ Ow!
乔 怎么回事？ Joe, what's going on?
他在烦我 He's bothering me.
他先动的手 He started it.
好 你俩都出去 马上 All right, both of you-- outside right now.
剩下的人请继续抄写步骤 The rest of you, please continue copying the steps down.
你俩以后分开坐 You two are not going to be able to sit next to each other
我不想再看到你俩互相讲话 and I don't want you talking to each other--
他先动手的 But he started it.
直到你们学会相互尊重对方 Until you learn to be respectful towards each other.
现在 道歉 Now apologize.
乔 对不起 I'm sorry, Joe.
我没搞懂 I'm confused.
你说你跟朱迪讲了 没过几分钟帕默 You said you talked to Jodi and then two minutes later Palmer
就取消了婚礼 cancelled the wedding.
怎么回事？ What's going on?
她爱詹姆斯 我们剩下的人 She loved James and the rest of us
就只能给他收拾残局 are just left to pick up the pieces.
凯特 我想帮你 Kate, I want to help you.
请告诉我 Please talk to me.
帕默对我撒谎了 Palmer lied to me
你必须 You have
告诉她我们之间发生的一切 to tell her what really happened between us.
现在她又跟布拉德在一起了？ And now she's with Brad?
是的 在他去罗马之前 Before he took off for Rome-- yes.
朱迪和布拉德注定会走到一起 Jodi and Brad were destined to be together--
哈喽？ Hello?
她这会不在 She's not here right now.
她在参加一个工程会议 She's at an engineering conference.
这周我在照顾乔 I'm taking care of Joe this week.
乔干了啥？ What did Joe do?
知道了 I see.
我会跟他们说的 I'll let them know.
婊子 Bitch.
是谁？ Who was that?
泰德的妈妈 It was Ted's mom.
她说她不想让你去他们家玩了 She says she doesn't want you playing at their house
因为今天学校的事 anymore because of what happened at school today.
你们干了什么？ What did you do?
没什么 Nothing.
你确定？ Are you sure?
乔 Joe.
不关你的事 Mind your own business.
我并没有自我孤立 I'm not isolating myself.
我只是需要一个成长空间 I just need-- I need room to grow and--
今天我们要讲的是美国史上 Our study of the United States history
的一段悲惨时期 today takes the sad turn.
我们今天将学习美国的原住民部落的故事 We're going to focus on the story of Native American tribe,
切罗基族人 the Cherokee.
我们知道曾有人生活在这片美国大地上 We know that there were people living in the United
也就是如今的美国领土 States-- what became the United States--
在欧洲人成功航行 before the Europeans managed to sail
横跨大西洋之前 their way across the Atlantic.
多数情况下 外来的人 And for the most part, the new folks
与原住民都能和谐相处 got along with the old folks.
然而 印第安人还是逐渐失去了越来越多的土地 However, the Indians still slowly lost more and more land.
嘿 Hey.
这么远你走路来的吗？ You walked all the way here?
我沿着铁轨走到高中的 So I just followed the train tracks to the high school.
你想来杯汽水吗？ You want a soda, buddy?
好 Yeah.
我能挑一本漫画吗？ Can I pick a comic?
当然 Sure.
我希望你来的路上注意安全 I hope you're careful on the way over here.
嗯 Yeah.
我不想你受伤 I don't want you getting hurt.
我爸跟我讲在他小时候 Yeah my dad told me that when he was little,
一个女人被火车撞了 a woman got hit by a train.
但她并不是一整个被撞飞在地 But instead of bouncing off and lying there in one piece,
而是炸开了 she exploded.
真可怕 That's terrible
是的 Yeah.
也许你爸只是想告诉你 Your dad is probably trying to tell you
他不想你在铁路上走 he doesn't want you walking on the train tracks.
嗯 Yeah.
他已经不在家里住了 He doesn't live at home anymore.
他住在哪？ Where does he live?
在森尼韦尔 In Sunnyvale.
啊 我的眼睛 "Ow, my eyes.
我这是怎么了？ 把你的红外视觉给我 What's happening to me?" "Give me your infrared vision,
红夜侠 我会让你蜕掉那爬虫般的皮肤 Night Crimson, and I will leave you to shed your reptilian skin."
做梦 "Never.
我是来解除你职务的 莱德少校 I'm here to relieve you of your duties. Major Rider."
做梦 核反应堆！ "Never." "The nuclear reactor!
不！ No!"
好 OK.
你可以当鲍比 You can be Bobby.
救命！ "Help!
我爸长出了第二个脑袋 My dad is growing a second head."
我来救你 "I'll save you!
啊嗷！ Oh!
这核辐射！ The nuclear radiation!"
过去点 Get off.
别躺我身上 Get off of me.
抱歉 Sorry.
不早了 It's getting late.
我得走了 I should probably go.
对 已经很晚了不是吗？ Yeah, it's getting pretty late, huh?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
拜 亨利 Bye, Henry.
好的 乔 再见 All right Joe, see you.
晚上见 I'll see you tonight.
拜 Bye.
你在笑什么？ Why are you smiling?
没什么 No reason.
恶 Ew.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
没什么 Nothing.
这是什么？ What is it?
别弄了 Stop playing with it.
停下！ Stop it!
过来 你在流血 Come here, you're bleeding.
手机制造商声称移动电话将在未来普及 Phone makers claim that a mobile phone is in your future.
如果你现在没有 你也将会在十年内拥有 If you don't have one now, you will within the next decade.
虽然目前的价格高达3000美元 Although they currently cost up towards $3,000,
我一会就回来 I'll be back in a few minutes.
新的无线电话技术 New cellular technology
将其降到更亲民的价格 is driving prices down to something more affordable.
海湾地区的用户有一次专车接机 Among users in the Bay Area are an airport shuttle service
和私家侦探汤姆·贝克服务 and private detective Tom Beck.
当你一直试图寻找住处时 When you're trying to find quarters all the time--
身上缝了一百多针的 6-year-old Justin Mellan--
六岁的贾斯汀·梅兰是最近 100 stiches and all-- is the latest
这场加州的人与自然持续冲突中 victim in California's ongoing confrontation,
的受害者 man against nature.
在此事件中 是男孩与美洲狮对抗 In this case, boy against mountain lion.
公园主管 Park officials
声称该地区约有25到30只美洲狮 say there may be 25 to 30 of the animals in the area that
曾经它们活动范围非常广阔 at a one time was a vast range
而如今距离居民区仅五英里远 and is now just five miles from housing developments.
它们已经逐渐适应人类 They're getting more used to people
不再害怕他们了 and they're not as scared of them.
亲爱的上帝 今天我为你在石路上赤脚行走 Dear god, I walked on the rocks for you today.
我希望你能好好照顾唐 I hope you're taking good care of Don
在等我死后就能再见到他了 so when I die I can see him again.
我很想他 I miss him a lot.
晚安 Good night.
当我们在观察班级里的生态缸时 So in making our observations of our classroom to terrariums,
我希望你们记住 I want you to keep in mind
那里有许多的栖息地 that there are many habitats.
它们彼此间具有相互联系的特征 That they have features that will interact with each other.
我们观察的那些联系 And we're looking at those interactions that
有生物性和非生物性的 will have living and not-living features,
并且动植物间也彼此存在联系 and will also have interactions between the plants and the animals,
还有动物与动物之间的联系 and the animals and the animals.
我是恶魔？ I am the devil?
我要你们仔细想一想 So I want you to make careful note thinking about
栖息地的哪些地方可以成为庇护所 where shelter could be in a habitat.
嗷！ Ow!
我的天！ Oh my goodness!
打 打 打 Fight, fight, fight, fight.
孩子们 住手 Boys, stop.
泰德！ 泰德！ Ted, Ted, Ted!
够了 That's enough.
你俩都住手 Enough, both of you.
行了 That's enough.
嘿 伙计 Hey, Bud.
嘿 Hey.
你没穿鞋 Got your shoes off.
我渴了 I'm thirsty.
来 喝吧 Here, drink.
红夜侠 很快 很快我将击败你 "Soon, so very soon I'll have beaten you, Nigh Crimson, at last."
在最终的变身之后 "And after the final transformation,
他们必须从头开始 再重复循环一次 they must start over again-- repeating the cycle."
你身上有股烟味 You smell like cigarettes.
好闻吗？ Is that a good smell?
嗯 Yeah.
我去拿汽水 Your soda.
在学校过得怎样？ How was school?
我惹了麻烦 I got in trouble.
怎么了？ Why?
我朋友泰德 My friend Ted.
他怎么了？ What about him?
他又开始玩那个游戏了 He started playing the game again.
什么游戏？ What's the game?
也不算是游戏 It's not really a game.
那是什么？ What is it?
你俩互相做了什么？ What do you do to each other?
你俩打架了？ You punch each other?
没 No.
他踢你了？ Does he kick you.
没 No.
他掐你了？ Does he pinch you?
对 Yeah.
然后你们就像这样 他掐你这里 And then you go like this, and he pinch you here.
对 Yeah.
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
那你是怎么回击的？ And what you do back?
和他一样 Same thing.
你知道如果你不想的话 Well you know you don't have to play that game with Ted
就不必跟泰德玩那种游戏 if you don't want to.
我不想 I don't want to.
红夜侠 在我彻底消灭你之前 "Before I annihilate you Night Crimson,
我必须得说我很钦佩你的内心 I have to say I admire your heart."
蟒蛇 很抱歉地告诉你 "Sorry to inform you, Python,
我并没有心 but I have no heart.
只有毒液 Only venom."
我爸过去常读给我听 My dad used to read to me.
是吗？ Oh yeah?
但他现在住在森尼韦尔了 是吧？ Well he lives in Sunnyvale now, right?
他在我弟去世前和我住在一起 He lived with me before my brother died.
他被老师传染了脑膜炎 He got meningitis from his kindergarten teacher.
我妈总说我爸 My mom always says my dad
在应该照看我弟的时候睡着了 was sleeping when he was supposed to check on my little brother.
我弟就这样去世了 And that's how my little brother died.
伙计 真抱歉听到这事 I'm really sorry to hear that, Bud.
我们还继续读吗？ Shall we keep reading?
好 Yeah.
你想当红夜侠吗？ You want to be Night Crimson?
当然 Sure.
红夜侠 我会报仇的 "I will have my revenge, Night Crimson."
蟒蛇 你还要对我用尽你的最后一口气吗？ "You're going to hiss your very last breath at me, Python?
放心吧 No sweat.
一切安好 All is safe.
希望没人找到我的战衣 Hope no one found my uniform.
没有 在这呢 Nope, here it is."
很快 超凡的红夜侠就恢复了其在 "And within moments, incredible Night Crimson regains his post
东85号大街的安迪·阿特曼的身份 on east 85th street as Andy Altman."
我希望我能成为安迪·阿特曼 I wish I could be Andy Altman.
那样我就是红夜侠 永远也不会死了 Then I could be Night Crimson and I'd never have to die.
如果你想的话我可以叫你安迪 Well I'll call Andy if you want?
好 Sure.
你能在天黑前赶到家吗？ You going to make it home before dark?
嗯 Yeah.
我能尝口你的烟吗？ Can I try your cigarette?
下次吧 安迪 Maybe next time, Andy.
你还会再来的 对吗？ You're going to come back, right?
嗯 Yeah.
我喜欢你来做客 I like it when you visit me.
我也是 Me too.
给 Here.
这是什么？ What's this?
这是火车压扁的 It's flat from the train.
我不想你因为穿过阿尔玛街而惹上麻烦 I don't want you getting in trouble for crossing Alma.
我不会讲的 I won't tell.
好 OK.
拜 Bye.
再见 乔 See you, Joe.
宝贝 吃晚饭了 Shrimp, it's dinnertime.
宝贝？ Shrimp?
来了 Coming.
泰德
我做了个噩梦 I had a bad dream.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
在电脑上跟一些朋友聊天 Talking to some friends on the computer.
所有信息都通过电话线传进来 All the information comes through the phone lines,
它将所有人以及他们的电脑 and it connects everybody in the well,
连接在一起 这样我们就可以聊天了 and their computers together, and we can talk.
挺酷吧？ It's pretty cool, huh?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
你没和乔一起玩了？ You and Joe not been getting along?
没有 No.
为什么？ Why?
他不想和我做朋友了 He doesn't want to be friends anymore.
你知道 他的生活最近有很多困难 对吗？ You know he's been going through a hard time, right?
是那样的吗？ Does it seem that way?
会好起来的 但你得去睡觉了 好吗？ It's going to be OK but you gotta some sleep buddy, OK?
好 OK.
上床睡觉 Let's go to bed.
我去给你掖被子 I'll tuck you in.
晚安 小家伙 Good night, Bud.
晚安 爸爸 Good night, Dad.
你妈说我应该送你回家 Your mom said I should walk you home.
我自己一个人可以 I'm fine on my own.
他得到戒指后变得非常强大 He gets the ring and becomes super powerful.
大家都叫他咕噜魔王 他统治着所有人 They call him the Gollum Devil and he rules over everyone.
所有霍比特人都变得跟咕噜一样 All the hobbits become like Gollum.
哇 所以他们都变邪恶了？ Whoa, so they all become evil?
对 Yeah.
明天见 See you tomorrow.
好 OK.
再见 See you.
嘿 宝贝 Hey sweetie.
今天克里斯有跟你一路回家吗？ Did Chris walk you home today?
你看见查理了吗？ Have you seen Charlie?
他就在这附近 Well, he's around here somewhere.
查理 Charlie.
我就是咕噜魔王 I am the Gollum Devil.
你们看了印第安纳·琼斯的第二部电影没有？ So did you guys see the second Indiana Jones movie?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
嗯 Yeah.
抱歉 你吃不到我的心脏 No, you're not getting my heart, I'm sorry.
我更喜欢第一部 I like the first one better.
伙计们 你们想在课间踢足球么？ Guys, do you want to play football at recess?
好 Sure.
为什么不呢？ Why not?
那看着像领队 It looks like superior.
嗯 我是科学课 Um, I've got science.
我想我也是科学课 I think I've got science, too.
你不应该叫乔·道格拉斯 Your name shouldn't be Joe Douglas,
应该叫乔·娘炮拉斯 it should be Joe Dickless.
乔·娘炮拉斯被吓得屁滚尿流了 Joe Dickless is scared shitless.
嘿 傻屌 看着我 Hey, Dick Face, look at me.
非常抱歉 傻屌先生 We're sorry Mr. Dick Face.
真希望我妈能给我做点好吃的 I hope my mom makes me better stuff.
这真难吃 I hate this.
嘿 丹尼尔 Hey Daniel.
嘿 Hey.
这位是泰德？ Is this Ted?
嗯 Yeah.
今天光天化日之下 A mountain lion was spotted
一只美洲狮出现在加州列车帕洛阿尔托站 in broad daylight near the Palo Alto Caltrain station today.
许多家畜都被报道失踪 A number of domestic animals have been reported missing.
当局正试图抓捕该美洲狮 Authorities have attempted to capture the animals,
到目前为止没有麻醉标成功射中目标 and so far have had no luck shooting tranquilizer darts at it
三次尝试都失败了 and missing each three attempt.
真是一群废物 What a bunch of incompetent idiots.
三次都打不中 Missing three times.
那些飞镖不好射 Those darts are tricky.
泰德的猫丢了 Ted's cat is missing.
是吗？ Is he?
他长啥样？ What does he looks like?
他是一只橙色虎斑猫 He's an orange tabby.
耶？ Yeah?
你打算张贴寻猫启示吗？ You going to put a poster up?
还没有 我正准备去贴 Not yet, I'm going to.
你看这… 他喝醉了 you see this , he was drunk.
我朋友内德朝它开枪 My friend Ned shoots it.
美洲豹从树上掉了下来 And the panther falls out of the tree.
你能听到撞击声和树枝的喀嚓声 You hear the crashing and the branches--
现场一片狼藉 there are splinters everywhere.
突然兽医部队开始朝我们开枪 Then all of a sudden the VC starts shooting us
我们也朝他们开枪 我射中了灌木丛里的一个小子 and we shoot at them and I shoot this kid in the bushes.
我们走过去查看他的身体 We go over and look at the body.
我们把他裤子脱了 And we take his pants off
这小子 and this kid
有一根我所见过的最大的阴茎 像条蛇一样 has the hugest schlong I've ever seen and it's like a snake.
昂 我拍了一张跪下抓着那玩意儿的照片 And uh-- I got a picture of it, kneeling, holding that.
我用那包皮做了一对耳环 I made a couple of earrings out of that foreskin.
当你像这样做时它们会甩来甩去的 And they dangle, right, when you go like this?
真恶心 Sick, man.
如果有家里没有人来接你的 If you know that there's no one from your family picking you up,
我希望你能结伴同行 I want you to walk with another person.
不用慌张 一切都会没事的 There's no need to panic, everything will be fine.
警察正将美洲狮 The police are removing the mountain lion
送回它的自然栖息地 to its natural habitat.
有问题吗？ Any questions?
尼科尔？ Nicole?
为什么它要来帕洛阿尔托？ Why did it come to Palo Alto?
问得好 That's a good question.
它来帕洛阿尔托是因为城市在不断扩张 It came to Palo Alto because the city has been spreading,
并逐渐侵占了荒野环境 it's been moving into the wilderness area.
美洲狮需要一个非常大的活动领域 And the mountain lion needs a very large habitat.
当我们入侵它的领域 It's come down and spread into the suburbs
他就来到了我们的郊区 as we've moved into its area.
嗯？ Yes?
美洲狮在帕洛阿尔托吃什么？ What does the mountain lion eat in Palo Alto?
据我所知 它并不是 From what I understand, it's not really
到帕洛阿尔托的郊区 coming into the suburbs of Palo Alto
找吃的 而是去找水源 to eat, but to really find water.
所以我希望你们路上直接回家 注意安全 So I would like you to go straight home, be safe,
我们明天见 and I will see you tomorrow.
真好笑 Hilarious.
我的天 Oh my god.
嗨 Hi.
要我们和你一路吗？ You want us to walk with you?
不了 我觉得坐公交车要安全些 No, I think it's safer to take the bus.
泰德的猫被美洲狮吃掉了 Ted's cat was killed by the mountain lion.
真的？ Really?
嗯 Yeah.
太恐怖了 That's crazy.
我们也许该走 We should probably go.
好 OK.
拜 Bye.
你认为他喜欢我吗？ Do you think he likes me?
爸？ Dad?
查理是不是死了？ Did Charlie die?
过来 Come here.
我们无法确定 但多半是的 We don't know for sure but most likely yes.
瞧这个 Check this out.
千里眼猫 Clairvoyant Cats
哈喽 "Hello.
我是一只叫查理的猫的鬼魂 I am the ghost of a cat named Charlie.
我来这里是为了跟其它猫的鬼魂沟通 I have come here to contact the ghost of other cats."
现在我们等着 And now we wait.
为什么你从来都不睡觉？ Why don't you ever sleep?
我睡不着 I can't fall asleep.
你知道为什么吗？ You know why?
为什么？ Why?
像这样做 就像那样 Go like this, go like that,
然后说 我有失眠症 and then you go, I have insomnia.
我有失眠症 I have insomnia.
就是指我睡不着 It means I can't fall asleep.
我是比恩的鬼魂 I am the ghost of Bean.
我在1983年的睡梦中安然离去 I died peacefully in my sleep in 1983
我希望能在天堂见到查理 and hope to see Charlie in heaven.
查理的鬼魂是真的吗？ Is Charlie's ghost real?
不 不是真的 No, not really.
我想不是 I guess not.
但有一点点是真的吗？ But a little real?
我想我们应该玩宇宙复仇者 I think we should play Cosmic Avengers.
你知道我们可以玩扑克牌和21点 You know we could play poker and blackjack
因为我们没机会玩到真正的扑克牌 because we're not going to get a chance to actually play poker.
丹尼尔呢？ Where's Daniel?
他每周三都在兽医院打工 He works at the VA on Wednesdays.
哈喽？ Hello?
嗯 我很好 Yeah, I'm fine.
嗯 他在这 Yeah, he's here.
好 OK.
晚上见 See you tonight.
是谁？ Who was it?
我妈 My mom.
亚历克斯吓坏了 Alex is scared.
她在舞蹈室陪着他 He's at the dance studio with her.
你想看样东西吗？ You want to see something?
润滑使她愉悦？ Lubricated for her pleasure?
哇 Whoa.
真家伙？ Is it real?
是越南产的？ Is it from Vietnam?
开枪射击 Take game fire.
寻找掩护 Get in cover.
火力全开 Taking every fire.
嘿 瞧 是娘炮拉斯 Hey look, it's Dickless.
你们想干什么？ What do you want?
是你想干什么？ What do you want?
该死 Oh shit.
我们要去抓美洲狮 We're going to hunt the mountain lion.
你太胆小就算了 Unless you're too scared.
对 Yeah
娘炮拉斯害怕了？ Dickless Scared?
滚 Fuck off.
蹲下 Get down.
靠 Shit.
我们会被发现的 Someone's going to see us.
别 Stop.
好了 OK.
我们走 Let's go.
这就是他要对泰德做的事 That's what he'll do with Ted.
嘿 Hey.
不 他可能会这么对你 克里斯 No, he'll probably do it with you, Chris.
哦 是的 Oh, yeah.
很好笑 Funny.
当真？ Really?
你喜欢当懦夫吗？ Do you like wimps?
给 Here.
这就像打地鼠 It's like whack-a-mole.
是的 Yeah.
冲 冲 冲 Go Go Go
趴下！ Get down!
快来 我受伤了 Come on, I'm wounded.
我们走！ Let's go!
有人中弹！ Man down!
快走 快走！ Let's go, let's go!
那是什么？ What was that?
那里啥都没有 There's nothing there
把保险关上 Turn the safety off.
啊！ Ow!
啊 靠！ Oh, shit!
你还好吗？ You OK?
你到底在想些什么？ What the hell were you thinking about?
我们现在去医院 We're going to go to the hospital.
就跟他们说是我带你们出来打猎 We're going to tell them we took you hunting
然后我们遇到些意外 and then we had an accident.
明白了吗？ Is that understood?
你们该庆幸这只是个擦伤 You boys are lucky it was just a graze.
我相信你们都已经听说 So I'm sure that you've heard that
昨晚美洲狮被击杀的事了 the mountain lion was killed last night.
警察不得不杀掉这样一头壮丽的生物 It's such a shame that the police
这是多么的令人惋惜 had to kill such a beautiful and majestic creature.
也许现在我们可以花点时间 It might be nice now to take some time
来向美洲狮的离去表示敬意 to honor the life of this mountain lion.
我们低下头 闭上双眼 We'll close our eyes and bow our heads
并为其默哀片刻 and take a moment of silence for that.
嘿 Hey.
走吗？ Wanna go?
我可以帮你 I can help.
克里斯没和你一起？ Chris isn't with you?
没 No.
克里斯是个基老
你想来我家吗？ Do you wan to come to my house?
不行 Can't.
我要去一个朋友家 I'm going to a friends.
什么朋友？ What friend?
你不认识 You don't know him.
我家有黑水晶动漫 I have the Dark Crystal.
好吧 我来 OK, I'll come.
你知道给《芝麻街》配音的 Did you know about the guy who does
那个人吗？ the voices on Sesame Street?
亚瑟还为黑水晶的斯凯奇配音 Arthur does the voices of the sketches from the Dark Crystal.
真的？ Really?
是的 Yeah.
哦对 我听说他还给神秘人配了音 Oh yeah, I heard that he also does the Mystics.
你腿怎么样了？ How's your leg?
没事 It's OK.
恶 Ew.
想看样东西吗？ Can I show you something?
好 Sure.
我们没找到查理 但我为他做了这个 We never found Charlie, but I made this for him.